It’s a well known fact that most bikers are more familiar with the Highway Code and generally more clued up on the road that your average car driver. Often we’ve sat both car and motorcycle tests (theory & practical) and quite commonly we are keen to advance ourselves further still, be it with BikeSafe, IAM/ RoSPA qualifications or track/offroad days. However, for all the best intentions, our subconscious may not always read signs to the book…
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Fun times lie ahead, must get past this dopey Sunday driver. |
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About fucking time! Let’s open her open her up… |
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Time to get some air! |
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Brake test time. |
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Suckers! Not likely I’m queuing. |
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Why am I stuck behind a caravan/truck/slow coach again?! |
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Stupid local council is full of Lycra clad cyclists hating bikers. Grrr! |
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Can I get my knee down here…? |
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Time to stand on pegs. |
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Who cares which lane?! I’m filtering to front and I’ll be gone before you suckers find first gear. |
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Hallelujah! (But watch them scooter idiots squeezing in a scratching your pride and joy). |
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Sweet! A filtering lane. |
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They’ll be shit on the road. |
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Yikes, grit! Can’t they afford fucking tarmac?! Hope to god I don’t have to brake… |
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Will not put my foot down, will not put my foot down… |
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Initiate SMIDSY weave now. |
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How good does my can sound? Fuck yeah! |
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Yeah, in a minute, got plenty of time yet… |
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I can still overtake can’t I? I’m on a bike, right? |
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Ease off, quaint village life ahead. |
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I’m sure I can still squeeze through there… |
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About fucking time! |
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Last chance to get past these idiots. |
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What feckin eejit chose this route?! I’m not on a bloody GS. |
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Why? Are they deliberately trying to kill us? |
